Hey tapateers, sorry for the short hiatus, I’ve been scoping out new taps across the beautiful state of New Jersey.
Today I’m at Jeff and Dylan’s apartment, here to not only to watch Bob Ross on Netflix, but to scope out their tap situation. Here’s what went down:
I poured myself a large glass. Their faucet had a significantly large stream, maybe for bathing their pet squirrel or something..? I didn’t even know they had a pet squirrel… Anyway, I was impressed at how fast my glass filled up, since I’m all about time conservation. That’s at least 6 points, right off the bat.
I have to give 3 more points, due to the fact that they had a copious selection of crystal glassware, of which I picked nothing but the finest. It felt like that time I ordered a medium french fries at Burger King, and found a surprise onion ring; an unexplainable euphoria.
So Jeff and Dylan’s tap water gets a 9/10! I am definitely looking forward to experiencing this tap water again.
Until next time folks, happy tapping!
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